1988? Seoul.

1992? Barcelona.

1996? Atlanta.

1999? Swindon.

It was meant to be when Waitrose Weekend magazine asked me to write a feature on ‘How to host your own backyard Olympics’ as I was able to draw on first-hand experience of one such very silly do in Wiltshire sometime back in the last millennium. My top tips for planning your very own Super Saturday, right here.